In Memoriam...

Goodbye cruel desk

I moved desks today. My deskmate misses me.

It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like...

...moving day.

I caved and hired movers for the first time in my life.  I'm really bad at hiring movers.

Know why?

I'm moving approx 1 1/2 blocks from where I currently live.  I've slowly moved over so much of my stuff that what you see in this instagramey pic is really all they will be moving, plus a dresser (not pictured). I'm paying someone else to do the work for me, yet I'm doing most of the work myself.

Know why?

Cause I'm cheap.  I'm so cheap it's disgusting.

This move means 2 things:

1) I'm moving in with The Jandiance for the first time. It's also the first time I will live with someone period. I've never even had roommates.

2) I'm now a landlord to what I'm sure is a nice boy who will not ruin anything in my condio and will leave it looking spotless and brand new when he leaves.

So much right now. I can't even think, compute, write, sing or read books with a clear head. It's great.  For real.  It's super exciting.  I'm really really excited.  New chapters of life are pretty much the best because they hold so much possibility and so much unknown.  I'm one of those people who thrives on not knowing what's going to happen all the time.  It's probably why I'm still an actor after all these years. 

To the great unknown and beyond!

Hey Landry...

 

This is in reference to last night's Breaking Bad. If you haven't seen it, I can't help you.

Dear Every Yoga, Bar Method, Pilates, Ya-Yalatis Studio in Chicago,

Hi. My name is Molly. I would love to take your classes and purchase monthly unlimited classes. However, I'm not made of money.  What is the big idea? Do you know how many people are going into debt taking your classes? I'm one of those people with no debt and I can't justify going into debt because of health/wellness classes. Please. Consider what you're asking.

Thanks,
Molly

SO Funny...

I saw the funniest thing today.  A group of teenagers in a super nice white Escalade (pearly white, like those fancy cars are) with all the windows rolled down blasting PORN noises.  It was so hilarious!

People really need to laugh at things like that because it's so funny.  Like, those boys deserve so much attention because of how funny they were.  So clever.  These kids today have so much of the clever gene it's insane.

Chicago Memories I Have...

My 6 year Chicagoversary is coming up Labor Day weekend. All of these things took place within the last 6 years:

1) Police concert at Wrigley Field.

2) Bought tickets at cost the day of the Police concert in front of the Borders on State street from a nice man who lived in the suburbs.

3) Rode in a cab wondering why all the smokers were outside one New Years at midnight and then realized Chicago had enacted the best law ever (no smoking in bars/restaurants).

4) Made a Thanksgiving dinner all by myself.

5) Opened up 5 mornings a week at the Starbucks at Clark/Belmont.

6) Taking my first adult vacation. To Miami.

7) Ran 5 miles in the snow.

8) Puked in a cab (sorry mom).

9) Lost my keys in that cab.

10) Discovered the power of small business.

11) Celebrated the arrival of Target (admittedly hypocritical).

12) First studio apartment.

13) Last (maybe) studio apartment. I say maybe because what if I'm forced to move to London/NYC with my someday husband and we can't afford anything else, duh.

14) Bought a condo.

15) Went to a therapy appointment on New Years Day with only 1 hours sleep (stupid).

16) Realized people drink way more than I thought they did.

17) Danced in a Mexican food restaurant.

18) Dogs.

19) Improv shows at midnight.

20) Washed pounds of chocolate "blood" from one show so I could watch anothe.

21) Bikram yoga.

22) Waxed my underarms (OW).

23) Cried after a pilot audition because I thought I was the worst actress to ever walk the planet and then booked it the same day.

24) Went on a date with a guy who used the word "ridic," not ironically.

25) Met Jandy.

Ok that's all.  I got sappy so I have to stop.