House Hunters IS FAKE?

Well YEAH. But if you're really watching House Hunters and believe that people only look at 3 houses before they decide to go into massive debt for something that may or may not give them monetary gain in return, you're a dummy. Sorry if that's harsh. But...you are.

House Hunters is my favorite obsession. Not because I enjoy the thrill of watching people buy houses. That's boring.

I enjoy looking at houses in different parts of the world and judging the people who are looking at them. I also enjoy playing a drinking game called "This closet is so big, but where are your clothes going to go honey?"  This is a game where you take a shot every time someone says, "This closet is so big, but where are your clothes going to go honey?" or the other popular variation, "This closet is so big, but where are MY clothes going to go honey?" followed by merry laughter. You'll take a total of 3 shots per episode, unless it's one of those weird ones where they look at an empty lot instead of a house.

Say you need more reasons to watch? I have some handy:

Dogs like this one.

 

 

People who name babies things like "Frost."

If you're reading a blog post or article about it being fake, just stop. There is a more important article you should be reading here.